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Shoving your finger up somones anus with clothes on to grose them out.
Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.
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Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.
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So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
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When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.
David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.
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1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.
2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.
2. A finger monkey! Awesome!
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When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.
Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.
Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.
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a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger
Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.
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