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A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.
Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?
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Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
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v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.
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When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
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to light a cigarette with another cigarette.
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
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when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.
Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.
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Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.
Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.
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