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A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.
Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...
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A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest.
"Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.
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A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)
"Damn Gina, why you gotta be such a Slut Monkey. my dick is the ripest of the bunch!"
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to masterbate profusley without concern of of being caught
"do you remember the day out at the zoo,those monkeys havent an ounce of decency"
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usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...
Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh
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Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.
Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"
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usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...
Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh
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