sock monkey

A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)

"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."

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Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.

I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.

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sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

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Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

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Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

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Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

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