February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day
The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!