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When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!
"wake up! MONSTER TRUCK!!!"
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To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.
He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.
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To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.
Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva
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doing MDMA (molly, ecstasy) and the prescription drug Lyrica together.
“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”
“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”
While sitting, you get a friend to sit on your lap sideways and bounce them up and down while chanting, "monster truck, monster truck." Go to breakfast after.
Terry monster trucked Ricky and now we're hungry.
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An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
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The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.