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1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster
If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.
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Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.
Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation
when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.
the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
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To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.
So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.
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To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.
I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.
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Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.
Also known as MonstreBed in some cases.
Patrick: Guys, MegaBeds are now declared illegal.
05C: ILLEGAL!
Patrick: However, MonsterBeds are okay.
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Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.
"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."
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