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The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.
Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.
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1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster
If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.
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when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.
the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
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When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.
Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night
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To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.
So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.
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To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.
I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.
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Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.
Also known as MonstreBed in some cases.
Patrick: Guys, MegaBeds are now declared illegal.
05C: ILLEGAL!
Patrick: However, MonsterBeds are okay.
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