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Montgomery

A precarious or problematic situation.

"How are we gonna get ourselves out of this Montgomery?"
"That was a real Momtomery of a test"

by NutSnack November 30, 2015

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Montgomeried

Being Montgomeried refers to being tricked into watching Montgomery, who is very persuasive in his cheesy, yet catchy rap advertising his flea market.

"It's just like a mini-mall!"

The video can be found on YouTube by searching Montgomeried.

This is in close relation to being Rick Roll'd.

You've been Montgomeried. Haha!

by NO#378960392 May 30, 2008

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The Montgomery

Medical procedure pioneered for the purpose of placing an indwelling Foley catheter in a person with such a large body habitus that his penis is embedded in a cavity of adipose tissue as such rendering the person to having a mangina. A vaginal speculum with light is placed into the mangina and opened allowing the penis to be extended just enough for a Foley to be placed.

I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.

by flavoroflav November 11, 2014


montgomery

impaitent nerd thats extremely sweet and attractive and never boring and has a great personality and does amazing things in bed. hes definately got the magic touch (or wand) ;) a very loving and caring person that ilove with all my heart *kisses*

my bby alex montgomery

by ur sexy lover January 18, 2011

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montgomery

Montgomery township, NJ is an upper middle class town, located in the wealth belt of NJ. It borders Princeton and some people who live in the portion of town that borders Princeton will often pose and tell everyone they live in "Princeton". This town is rural and posh with several hamlet villages scattered around. The schools here are stellar and rank national as the best around, although many of these wannabee "nuveau riche" still send their kids to private schools in Princeton.

There has been a huge influx of Asians into town, due to the reputation of the school district as well as a fairly large jewish presence. The town is currently 62% white, but with the continued surge of Asians storming in, Montgomery will look like Plainsboro within 10 years.

Considering they say Asians are the "model minority", it sure doesn't seem like white people like them entering their communities en masse. Who know's?

Otherwise an ideal rural suburb of New York city.

Our newly arrived to Montgomery Indian neighbor invited us over for dinner and when we brought pot roast he said we had to eat it in the garage, cold. Apparantly if he warmed it up in the oven, he would have to throw his oven out. He then looked at our daughter like she was a slut because she was wearing knee length shorts.

by corpswhore99 January 26, 2011

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#montgomery

Slang word for pedophile

Scotts a #montgomery

by Maskchievous July 25, 2017

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Montgomeries

Moobs, or manboobs. The excessively sized ladylike chest elevations on a man. So named after the golfer Colin Montgomery, who has moobs. Sometimes abbreviated to monties.

Dave: "Bob, when are you going to do something about your moobs?"

Bob: "I know Dave, I am thinking of going under the knife to have my Montgomeries sorted."

by Lee 74 October 28, 2008

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