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The nosiest person in the work environment. If you know it then he wants to know it even if it does not pertain to him.
Always goes through everyone's boxes and wants to put his man chowder on every girl's face. He has a famous sex move called "The Chief" Often refers to ones self as "The Kid".
Jane Doe: Hey John I was wondering if......
Terry Montgomery: Know what? I may already know!
John Doe: Damn Chief mind your business....
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Nice car! Is that new?" "No, man. I got this a montgomery ago!
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A southern black female language arts teacher who cannot fucking teach for her goddamn life. She spends most of the class talking about civil rights even though there is only one black kid in the class of 30. She is also a feminist who says all men want to rape every woman on the planet. Constantly claims White Males are the devil among us. She will always turn any argument into a matter of race and gender. Also has very bad pronunciation. She is unable to make furry, fury, and fiery sound different. She got her Master’s Degree from an internet printout. Doesn't know what irony is, or any literary term for that matter. She is a teacher only because she is black. She takes an entire semester to read half of a 5th grade level book, then makes you start over. Makes you do 3 biographies a month about a dead white guy, a black activist (so she claims), and a feminist who got raped as a child and blames everything bad in her life on men. She makes you do a bunch of useless work you could do in 6th grade but she insists it’s important.
She is the kind of person who makes you stab yourself while in her class.
She is that one teacher who you will remember when you’re about to die as the teacher who made that one period of school a complete living hell.
Man my teachers suck, at least they aren't as bad as Montgomery.
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A town otherwise known as MontScumery. A little crappy town in Northeastern, Pennsylvania.
Jim: Where'd you go to school?
Jill: Montgomery!
Jim: -_-
Jill: *Takes off her clothes and rapes Jim*
Jim: I HAVE HERPES NOW!!!!!!
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Moobs, or manboobs. The excessively sized ladylike chest elevations on a man. So named after the golfer Colin Montgomery, who has moobs. Sometimes abbreviated to monties.
Dave: "Bob, when are you going to do something about your moobs?"
Bob: "I know Dave, I am thinking of going under the knife to have my Montgomeries sorted."
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A rich preppy suburb in somerset county. Full of nerdy pimps and hoes with nothing on driving their daddies' viper. Parents are jews and potheads like their kids, except they came out of ivy league schools. Asians dominate the SAT, while the crackers jack off in the bathroom pretending to be sk8r or gangster
Did you see that rich bitch in that viper?!
Hellz ya! Id like to get into her pants.
Her montgomery jewish parents will probably let us fuck on their bed.
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