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Marine corp boot camp term for flash light
Ed did not have his moonbeam with him on watch
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A person who believes that Britain leaving the European Union will lead to the country having more immigration and free trade
Sally: "Did you hear Boris Johnson saying he was pro-Brexit AND pro-freedom of movement?"
Jimmy: "Yeah...he's a real moonbeamer"
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Former Cadre member we think younger than lorcan and rowan, twin of Connal. <Throne of Glass SJM> classic joke last name but has code with Aelin. PTSD with Aelin and 2ndary white wolf form. Blood sworn to Aelin. You’ll notice the abundance of his existence is tied to Aelin and her court. Where is his family? Aelin is his family now.
Aelin: and this is.....I never did get your last name.
Fenrys: Moonbeam.
Aelin: ....?
Aelin: Fenrys MOONBEAM?
Rowan: it’s true
While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.
While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam
A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.
Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.
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When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..
I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..
Everything is just fine.
Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.