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An adjective describing something as very large, very awesome or a combination of the two.
That yard sale was moose.
This cheeseburger is so moose.
That's moose.
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A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.
Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!
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An extremely large penis, one which usually makes its owner look like a dwarf compared to it.
Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"
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When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
Dude, we moosed the hell out of that slut that you railed...
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A wild animal with a dick the size of jeremys leg
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Moose
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A HUGE monster of a baby (usually turned into a handsome man when he grows up, but still kind of dweeby). Verbiage used typically in areas like Simi Valley, CA.
"Brandon was the biggest Moose the hospital had ever seen!"
"Who knew that Moose would have grown up to look like that."
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(n.) A big razor-toothed animal that comes out at night to bite the tails off smaller animals.
"A moose bit my dog's tail off last night."
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