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Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
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A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.
( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)
I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!
The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality