Floppy Moppy

Immideatly after one man receives a blow job and the other man involved in the threesome is goin down on the woman giving the blow job to the 1st man, the second man unknowingly gets his hair slicked back by the first man's saliva soaked genitals from 1st man backing up for insertion. Also known as the "sluggo" or "Captain Dick Beard"

I bet you didn't expect the "floppy moppy ". Now we'll call you sluggo

Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

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moppy tricks

slamming large quantities of 100 proof alcohol

"we were over at justins yesterday doing moppy tricks"

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sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.

Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.

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Moppy

Goofy ah pp noob head ah needs a life color blind ah

moppy needs a life fr fr

Moppy

Literally the best adorable innocent nickname to call someone. My bestie is such a Moppy 🥺

Person: What's her name?
Me: Oh that's Moppy my best friend
Person: That's her name? I thought it was something else?
Me: No that's what I only call her. It's her unique nickname

Moppy

When a male ejaculates overs a woman's hair and then proceeds to mop her face with it.

Sorry for that moppy last night!