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Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate
Morgan Freeman is rumoured to be playing the chocolate dildo in "willy wanka and the chocolate dildo"
One of the famed bears in the porcelain cave.
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an actor who often plays the role of "the wise black man".
he is the secret identity of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.
people found out about this because he played god in "bruce almighty".
morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!
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1.The one guy who everyone talks about but don't why
"who's your hero?"
"Morgan Freeman"
"Why?"
"IDK"
The Voice of Heaven that glides across the wind smoother than molasses, that causes women's panties to drop
Morgan Freeman is not just God of mankind but also God of Sound with a voice of smooth molasses
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God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old
What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing
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The act of shitting on a sleeping person's face, and using this shit as glue to glue your pubes to their face, similar to Morgan Freemans beard.
Oh man, I Morgan Freeman'd Ricky Barry so hard last night. He smelled like shit all day.
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