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The delivery of a fist up your ass by someone from Morgantown, West Virginia
"You know what they call a fist up yo ass in Morgantown? The Morgantown Plunger"
A woman's 'landing strip' with crabs in it.
I think that skank I fucked last night had a Morgantown Mohawk and now my dick's been itching all day.
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A shitty place in West Virginia.. In fact, its sooo shitty that thers nothing to do or see, the place is filled with a bunch fucking rednecks, bunch of whites who might be racists, the malls dont even have a Zumiez.. Wow even Idaho has Zumiez all over their malls.... but really thank God I wasn't raised in West Virginia, I was raised in the most beautiful state of all states..... CALIFORNIA Motherfuckers!!!!! West Virginia can't afford it nor its shitty littke redneck & non rednecks. So please, avoid moving to West Virginia especially if your black cause there isn't any I believe, and because there's nothing to see or nothing to do..
Bro: Ey bruh, where you from?
Redneck Faggot: Morgantown, WV
Bro 1: WTF!! seriously bruh
Redneck Faggot: Yep I hate it, I regret being there
Bro: Man i thank God I was born in Los Angeles, CA
Redneck Faggot: Yea I wish I was born in California
Bro: Hahahaha! you faggot!!!
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Least depressing city in west virginia. Still can be pretty depressing though. Decent amount of crime. Still a pretty dope place.
Let's go to Morgantown West Virginia!
(N.) An incestuous game in which participants attempt to have anal sex with family members while blindfolded. They must come as close to orgasm as possible before moving on to the next family member in an attempt to make it through all participants without ejaculating until they have reached the last participant. A non-family member will frequently mediate the movement of people and ensure that all blindfolds are on.
Did you hear? The Johnsons had a big family reunion, and they stayed up late playing Morgantown Roulette with each other. I wonder who won. Yuck.