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Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"
look at those morman's what a load of douche bags!
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The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already
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When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.
Bro, I totally pulled a dirty morman with those three chicks last night. *high five to follow
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Is god morman and will kill any one who is a non-believer.
Grant morman is always 6:1 and 110 pounds
A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.
Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.
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A prank that doesn't do much other than slightly annoy people
Person 1: Why did you stop my microwave before it finished?
Person 2: it's a morman prank!
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An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.
Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?
Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!
Kid-Why?
Dad-I'm doing stuff
Kid-What kind of stuff?
Dad-Morman Stuff!!!
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