Like a Sunday morning shit.

Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.

"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."

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Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

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two-shit morning

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.