morph

(v.) The process of sexual intercourse in which both partners remain stationary and are subject to back-and-forth physiological switchings in gender. Stimulation is achieved through the friction occurring between the two sets of genitalia constantly inverting into and out of each other.

Hey, baby, I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE. Wanna morph?

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morphed

being really drunk, morphin is getting drunk

i was so morphed off that Noff

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Morph

After a long night of drinking, one's face slowly begins to slide down as though it were melting. In reality, it's as though the drinker has become a whole new person.

Wow, Kyle's been drinking since 3 PM?! Looks like the MORPH will be in full effect tonight.

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morph

An individual who is addicted to plastic surgery and, as such, changes in appearance frequently.

Ryan was certain that the model's breasts were real, but was sad to discover that their rapid change couldn't be explained by regular growth. She was most certainly a morph.

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Morph

(noun)
a person who acts like an idiot.
a person who acts like a crackhead.

I swear Curtis always does something stupid, he is a morph.

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morphed

For one to be high on morphine. (liquid,pill,powder)

I took 40 mg's of morphine to the dome.........I'm morphed!

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morph

To transform from one thing to another without any difficulty

"I've had a varied career and morph easily into something new every couple of years."

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