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An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
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A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
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a person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic.
Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks
Person 2: She is such a mort.
If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.
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an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.
Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.
used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
"Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort"
"psh.... mormon"
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A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
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The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.
Person, "Oh shit, there's Mort"
Other person, "His parents are autists"
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