Mother nature

The time of the month when girls have to suffer to breathe from fucking cramps

Are you ok?
No
Why?
Fucking Mother Nature

Oh she sucks

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mother nature

the other thing keeping poor people down, besides "The Man".

Person 1: Damn are your parents ok? I heard about those floods in your hometown.
Person 2: Yeah they're fine, as is all our stuff, thank god. Only the ghetto part of the city got flooded.
Person 1: Now mother nature AND the man are keeping poor people down. Shit.

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mother nature

a reference to any natural drug.

Let's enjoy some mother nature.

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mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

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mother of nature

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.

friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"

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Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

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vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.