Motorola

Soda and liquor are mixed in the bottle the soda came in. Thus making your drink mobile, hence the name motorola

Tyler: yo Wes, you need a beer?

Wes: nah, I got a Whiskey Motorola

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Motorola citrus

Smartphones for people that can't afford a real smartphone.

Dude I heard he got a Motorola citrus

Wow what a poor fuck

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Motorola

Alcohol mixed with soda in the bottle it came in, thus making it mobile. Hence the term Motorola

Ty: yo, Wes you want a beer?

Wes: nah I got a whiskey Motorola.

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motorola l6

It's a VERY slim (10.9mm) cell phone with features like VGA camera, video recording, bluetooth and blah blah blah!

Man: Motorola L6 is too thin, it's like the Nicole Richie of cell phones.

Woman: Shut up its so sexy!!!

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motorola SLVR

The SLVR (pronounced "sliver", not "silver"), is the newest Motorola phone. It is even thinner than the RAZR (and I thought that was impossible) and now has a built-in MP3 from iTunes.

Simple equation:
Moto SLVR = ROKR + RAZR + $$

1-Hey man, I'm getting the new Motorola SLVR!
2-Oh really!
1-Yeah, man! I'm spending like 200+ dollars!
2-What are you gonna do with your RAZR?
1-I dunno...probably break it.
2-Sweet!

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motorola slammer

When a motorola employee has sex with his girlfriend till it megahertz

I want to motorola slammer my beautiful girlfriend Jennifer till it megahertz!!!!

Motorola Razr

The Motorola Razr is a Stylish, skinny, sleek cell phone that comes in black, gray, pink, or silver, from Cingular, Verzion and T Mobile. It has a digital camera and camcorder with 4x digital zoom plus bluetooth Wi-Fi connection!
" Ima get da Motorola Razr!"

" Damn dis Motorola Razr is one tight-ass phone!"

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