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The world's tallest mountain. Also where stupid white people go to either die from falling off or freezing to death in subzero Fahrenheit windstorms.
I lost my brother and both of my legs to frostbite, but that won't stop me from climbing Mount Everest again.
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"Hey! My name's Dyron and I don't know where Mount Everest is!"
"Well, I'm Sam and I'm awesome and I definitely say it's in China!"
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When a womans breast is so large that she cant sleep on her stomach at night.
Damn in order for me to kiss her I have to climb mount everest.
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When someone says something that doesn't make sense, or that is retarded and stupid, you say " Mount Everest"
This originated from Jacob Thomas, when in spanish class he replied to a question asking about volcanoes by yelling out " Mount everest "
Teacher: Jacob, what is a mountain like figure that erupts?
Jacob: MOUNT EVEREST!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Mikhail whats the answer to 6 times 6?
Mikhail: 2?
Cam: Thats just.. Mount Everest.
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Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
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Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top
Have you ever seen Mount Everest
Yeah my wife touched tips with it