muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

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testing the muddy water

Trying butt sex for the first time.

Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.

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Muddy water

When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains

Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water

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drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

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muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

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Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...