Muffin

Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd

Hey it’s muffin time

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Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

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Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

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Muffin

A whore; immoral woman; adulteress

That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!

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Muffin

A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc...

But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread! Yep, the enlgish muffin! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.

Me: Who ate the last muffin?
My friend: Me.
Me: You're dead now!
My friend: :O

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Muffin

An Ibiza Slang Term For A Front Bum

I Ragged That Muffin Goooooood!

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Muffin

A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.

"What are you doing?"
"Muffin"

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