Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always
Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"
Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."
That guy is being such a fuck muffin with all those hatchets in Call of duty
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A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.
Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!
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The way cum, vaginal fluid, and other liquids of fornication get waded up in ths sheets making little muffin like wrinkles...
"Dude, you can't sleep in my bed, there are fuck muffins all over it!"
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The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!
Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.