muffinator

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

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muffin

a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours

dutch chocolate muffin

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muffiner

when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes

Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !

Muffining

Going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an English Muffin.

Do you want to go muffining at 10:00, or should we wait?

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muffin

One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)

Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"

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The Muffin

When a woman's vagina is very plump and round; it is called "The Muffin"

My wife says that the muffin needed to be heated after the cool windy breeze

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muffin

a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.

"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"

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