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A corollary of "superman," mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.
Mark's girlfriend was sleeping, so he decided to mummify her. When she awoke, the fringes of paper were falling off her face, and she was moaning from sleep. She was mummified in every sense of the word.
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When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy
Man she looks like an ancient egyptian, she must have been mummify.
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Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
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One who does not like people talking during a movie
"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'
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Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.
That bitch wanted to be one with the sun God Ra so I grabbed her nose and mummified that ho! Mummify That Ho! YOUUUUUU!
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To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.
If her room is a mess straight Mummify Dat Hoe
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The act of putting semen all over a person's body.
guy 1 : Yo dude join my Minecraft server
guy 2: hold on dude I'm getting mummified