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A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.
Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!
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An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.
Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.
Hey, fuck muppet!
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A bunch of fucking muppets is simular to a fucking muppet but on a larger scale. Normally where you find 1 fucking muppet you find more.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.
Look at that bunch of fucking muppets with Luke, they all fuck everything up.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
A sock for a dude to jack off and blow his load into.
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.