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Weird... but still funny
Tries to tick people off... but still funny...EVEN HIS FACE IS FUNNY... lol jk
if he tried to be nice once in a while it would kill him. yep that's about it...
8👍 5👎
literally the best human being to ever exist. So incredibly perfect and beautiful and just, wow. Will take your breath away every time you look at her. Smart, funny, but incredibly bad at ONE thing; math.
Hussaina Murtaza is the best
Insane amount of big dick energy and intelligence. Men and women gravitate towards them. They are very polite but very particular. Beautiful brown eyes, amazing red lips, jet black wavy hair, gorgeous olive skin, rough but silky voice, elegant posture. You feel like they know everything about you in one glance. They are very mysterious and give off crazy sexual energy. But always a class act. Ladies, there have been some sightings of this rare animal in islamabad lately.
Damn Murtaza Sabeeh here knows how to pimp, you gotta respect that cock because he tames the cunt like a mathematician whose a badass motherfucker!
good at foot better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined
good at football better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined
4👍 10👎
The ultimate, unarguable ruler of the earth. Governs over insignifacant caucasions and jews with asian alliance.
Bow down to the asian ruler Murtaza Husain
"Isn't he Saddam's nephew"
"No you bastard, Saddam's last name is spelled Hussein"
"Oh"
4👍 11👎
An amazing person who is looked up to
Man I wish I was like Mohammad Muzamil Murtaza Banday
2👍 3👎
goofy an ugly but funny... at the same time
goofy an ugly but funny... at the same time nice and amazing The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner. murtaza nice funny goofy