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When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.
"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."
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Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"
-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
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People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others
Investors in Tesla Motors.
Owners of Tesla cars.
People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.
Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.
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Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.
"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
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"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."
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A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.
Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.
The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.
I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.