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Muskrat

A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.

The muskrats did not approve of the actions of the Battle Creek Bandit.

by International Muskrat Scouting November 2, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muskrat

A safe word used when one is uncomfortable. Once the safe word is used all others must leave the user over the alone. This applies to men, women, all physical proximity offenders, and "gender undiscriminating" sexual predators.

Ethan: "Hey Mike, you look cute"
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-

Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-

by 5725 July 15, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muskrat

What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.

"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"

by klasjdhladksjhfaldk December 14, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


muskrat

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!

by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008

102๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muskratted

when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.

Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.

by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019


muskrat

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.

by ruggala December 25, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


muskrat

The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.

My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.

by Muskrat King February 2, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž