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The act of dipping ones nuts into marinara sauce then having your partner lick it off lovingly.
Man I was in my kitchen eatin' bread sticks and this slut came in and I made her give me a mussolini!
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Due to the orange tinge of the make-up he wears on his face and his dictatorial approach to politics, Donald Trump is known as the Tangerine Mussolini.
The Tangerine Mussolini asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails.
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A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.
"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."
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One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.
Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.
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"How the hell did Mango Mussolini win the 2016 election????"
"Mango Mussolini is going to get us killed!"
"How did Mango Mussolini get into UPenn??"
"Does Mango Mussolini read his briefings??"
"I wish Mango Mussolini believed in science, but he's the same guy who paid someone to take his SATs for him, so I get why he's stupid."
"Not all Republicans suck Mango Mussolini's dick. George Bush wouldn't, but almost everyone else of them would in a heartbeat."
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The act of leaving your penis inside a woman after intercourse, while you both sleep. Having been marinating inside the woman for several hours the end product will look similar to Benito Mussolini, old and wrinkly. Use in the spooning position for best results.
Tonight babe, I want to try to marinate the Mussolini, you in? I mean... am I in?
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Prominent Italian chef, and youngest son of former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Was the original inspiration for, and currently shares a name with, the pasta fettuccine. Also a key player in the historical nomenclature of associated dish fettuccine alfredo. Twin brother of magician Zucchini Mussolini.
Greg: Mmmmm I love this authentic fettucine alredo pasta dish - thanks Olive Garden!
Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?
Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?
Waitress: Both!
Definition brought to you by Olive Garden.
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