Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.
โYo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustacheโ
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Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.
The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
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A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.
Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.
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a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.
Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.
I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"
Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.
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not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.
Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
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A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.
Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
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