My Daddy Likes Beef

A Phrase said by the Graphics Noob Aime.

Mikal: Thats a nice beef sandwich Mr Gafney.
Amie: MY DADDDYYYY LIKESSS BEEEFFF!!!!
Everyone in the room: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..

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i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

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be my babys daddy

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!

ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!

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my baby daddy

Father. Mostly used by single welfare mother in inner cities or married women that never came across the word husband in the dictionary.

Anna: My baby daddy is coming today
Bill: Please, never use that term, ever. It makes you sound like a poorly schooled moron. And then you probably wonder why 'the baby daddy' was beating you on a daily basis.

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my baby daddy

I can't remember the name of that thug I gave it up too and now I have a childless father.

Also, I have little respect for myself and even less for the poor little child I irresponsible brought into this world and doomed to poverty.

Yo I don't know who's my baby daddy!

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put it in my bowl daddy

A funny way to make something sexual to annoy someone

Chef pee pee: you I’m gonna put some Mac n cheese in your bowl Junior: AAAAHHHH PUT IT IN MY BOWL DADDY

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spit in my pussy daddy

When a female wants some nice slimy saliva in her vagina
Or instead of lube the guy spits on her pussy to make it wet and slippery.

“It’s so dry, spit in my pussy daddy”

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