my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

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Restrict my airflow, father

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

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father my christmas

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

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My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

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In my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms

A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"