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I/You apologize for the wrongdoing, but as a human I’m/You’re still too cool to actually say sorry/I apologize
Boss: Isaiah you’re late for your shift again!?
Me: C’mon boss. You know there’s always a lot of traffic on my way to work. “My fault” though
Boss: Oh yea I forgot...you’re cool Isaiah
Me: I know😎
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Obviously it is my fault the ex gf would never do ANYTHING wrong and "yep" its my fault. Also she never anything to make me feel bad or anything. And after we broke up her friends can call me a bitch but its fine i guess.
I'm sorry, it was all my fault...you have all the right to hate me..but i still love you and i'm empty with you..i was the ass,and i despite myself,i should have never done that..
I still love you and i miss you so bad,please give me another chance
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a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay
“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”
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what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.
k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.
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When one person makes a mistake, but admits fault while placing the blame and/or responsibility on someone else, mostly to avoid responsibility while often putting the scapegoat in an awkward situation.
Derek: Damn, man. Not only did Alan forgot to tell me that a specifications changed and all the work that I did this week is now useless, he asked me to do mandatory overtime this weekend since apparently it’s his turn to have his daughter, and he threatened to fire me if I told management what really happened.
John: So a "my bad, your fault" situation. What a jackass!
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