blow my guts out

violent, explosive diarrhea

That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.

Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.

Take a stab at my gut

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

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Crying my guts out

Crying on the inside

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently

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might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

Gut my sammy

The phrase "Gut my sammy" references to a viral tik tok video created in 2021, where a group of white male teenagers approach a large male deer in the dark. The deer slowly creeps up to the group as the stud male pulls out his sandwich. He faces the deer and proclaims, "Here, gut my sammy."

The phrase has now been born, and it's meaning has become sacred, as it is now up to the interpretation of the speaker. Many believe the phrase means to "gut down my sandwich." However, another thought is that the object of the phrase can be interchanged with whatever the interpreter wants it to be. Opening up the doors to an endless possibility of sexual references.

Teenager: "C'mere deer.. I got sumthin for ya"
Deer: *sniff* *sniff*
Teenager: "aaaawww yeah! Gut my sammy"

Male: "Ah babe, I'm just too tired for sex."
Female: "okay.. Well why don't I just gut your sammy!"
Male: "Wow! Okay, that sounds great!"

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gut my load

The way your mom prefers to end our all-night grudge fests, by swallowing MASS amounts of my cum.

Shit your kootchie's so rank, I'm out of here, unless you want to gut my load.

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