Are you my mother?

The unspoken thought-question that exists in the mind of any sentient being who is trying to bond with another who is usually not their mother.

Are you my mother?

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Fuck My Mother

Kinder, gentler version of Mother Fucker. Still considered fighting words.

Smoke break...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...

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Word to my mother

Telling the truth

word to my mother I smash my step grandma

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word to my mother

This phrase is used by your typical fuckboy or douche. Meaning he's swearing on his mother he didn't do what he was accused of.

"Word to my mother i'm not a fuckboy"

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are you my mother

a lonely person

are you my mother

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WORD TO MY MOTHER

when a hood guy normally known to be annoying and have a gf that the boys team tag after a night at the bar says word to my mother they are not lying and are DEAD serious

word to my mother im about to slap u with my meat

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Daddy is cheat My mother

Mom is Leaving , My dad is not care bout me at all , i continue be a Selfish baby adult no job , Everyday urban dictionary talk trash i been wasting my life 5 years. waste money on collegue

Daddy is cheat My mother