Suck My Opinion

When someone disagrees or won't accept your opinion, you tell them to metaphorically suck your opinion. To which they will suck until they understand/agree with your opinion.

"I like English"
"No."
"Suck my opinion, loser."

but that's just my opinion

"I know it's bigoted, ill-informed and offensive, but I'm going to say it anyway."

"Immigrants are bleeding the country dry, but that's just my opinion."

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that's just my opinion

1. A phrase used after stating an irrefutable or widely accepted fact, often to deride the intelligence of the listener and to add a quality of snarkiness to the statement.
2. (that's just your opinion) A reply to a statement of irrefutable fact, used to place the statement-maker in the awkward position of having to back up their statement with further irrefutable facts. Often followed up with one's own ridiculous opinion.

Actually, two plus two *does* equal four, but that's just my opinion.

Sir Isaac Newton proved that gravity is the force that keeps us all on Earth.
Well, that's just your opinion. Personally, I think we're all just still here so we can read Homestuck.

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in my humble opinion

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.

In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.

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In my medical opinion that

Medic always says this, like in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD! PANIC!

Scout: gets shot
Medic with a med gun: in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD!

Scout: gets shot
Medic with a med gun: in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD!

in my humble opinion

A cliché phrase used to introduce one's viewpoint, typically in writing. The phrase is normally followed by a comma. Sometimes abbreviated to IMHO.

"In my humble opinion, Urban Dictionary is one of the most useful modern resources of the internet."

"In my humble opinion, winter is the best season and green is the nicest color."

"In my humble opinion, cats are always plotting something."

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In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.

"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."

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