my president is white

Highly controversial song put out by a 19 year old white kid from New York. While the argument is that its racist its the same structure as the my president is black for Obama.

My president is white, My mustangs red...

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Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

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Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

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Why my pee pee white?

The definition for "Why my pee pee white?" means you are gay.

Him: Why my pee pee white?
Doctor: We ran some pee pee test and it shows that your pee is white cause your gay.

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my white

The person who has your heart, who you truly love. Your forever person.

You’re my favorite person, my white.