myranda

A species of earwig.
Generally has an annoying laugh, and many braces.
These earwigs tend to make their home on the pubic hairs.. of dead animals.

Myranda : heyyy, now i feel bad.

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Myranda Moment

A Myranda Moment is when you have your phone in your hand and ask where your phone is. Then you realize it's still in your hand.

I had a Myranda Moment when I thought I lost the cast iron pan. But then remembered that I was using it to cook my food in the oven.

Dirty Myranda

When you tell a man you are going to have sex with him for money but rob him instead

Damn that bitch on meet me gave me a dirty myranda... better luck next time