Myrtle Beach

The Shit-hole of South Carolina. Full of assholes and prostitutes. It smells of shit and Vodkatinis. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go anywhere near this city. It will rub off on you and all your friends will disown you. You will also marry a woman named steve and get the "Hard Fucking" every night.

Kirk: How was Myrtle Beach?

Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.

Kirk: Sounds like it...

....

Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.

Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Myrtle Beach

Basically Atlantic City, NJ for rednecks and hicks. I'll leave it at that

Hey Ya'll, wanna go down to Dirty Myrtle Beach, chew dip and get drunk as hell ya'll? Trump 2020 by the way.

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myrtle beach

the new miami, a city waiting 2 be fucked,

dawg, myrtle beach just like miami, its a city just waiting 2 be fucked,lol,

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myrtle beach drunk

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!

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myrtle beach hardcore

a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and hit people at shows while hardcore dancing.

myrtle beach hardcore is silly.

no one likes you, douche bags.

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Myrtle Beach Firecracker

When a girl buys a bunch of poprocks and blows you like there's no tomorrow.

Girl: Hey babe I just got the 8 packs of poprocks you asked me for, what else do you want me to do?

Boy: Give me a Myrtle Beach Firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.

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Myrtle Beach Drunk

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.

It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.

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