N-Word Pass

A sacred, all-mighty treasure that has been worshipped for its unlimited power since ancient times. The artifact originated in the palace of king Etana of Sumer, and has been guarded in the depths of a secret chamber. With it, the holder, no matter who they are, and regardless of their race, may legally say the n-word without getting they ass jumped.To receive an n-word pass is to receive a top class of respect in the hood. It is said that for centuries, countless wars have been fought over the n-word pass and who shall be its rightful owner.It is to this day that the power of the n-word pass is biologically granted to black people.

*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.

*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.

Jamal brownie: you a real nigga in the hood
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass

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N-Word Pass

The most coveted award an African American person can give to a Caucasian one. This is one of the greatest accomplishments one can achieve in life with many difficulties but once you have been rewarded with it your life will greatly increase.

“I shall now give you the greatest gift an African American can give to a white one, The N-Word Pass”

“Oh my god really thank you!”

“Your welcome”
“Kachiga my nigga”
“Ight the pass gone now”

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N-Word Pass

The all mighty pass, granted with unlimited power over the black people. This pass can be used as a curse, yet it is the most overpowered weapon any white man could have.

Jamie: Yo wazzup my nigga
Micheal: Homie wazz gucci bro?
Jamie: Here bro

Micheal: Is..Is this the N-word pass?
Jamie: Yes bro
Micheal: My nigga I fucking love you bro

Jamie: Love you too bro, No homo

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N-Word Pass

The most powerful artifact in existence. With it, you have the right to say the N-Word whenever and however you please.

Person 1: Wassup muh nigga?

Person 2: woa woa woa u cant sae dat. !!
Person 1: *Shows N-Word Pass*
Person 2: AYYYYYYYY WASSUP MUH MAN

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N-Word Pass

If you were to ask a black person you know "can I have an N-Word Pass?" and they say yes, then it does not expire and has infinite uses. If they say how long it's good for, then this is not the case. You can not abuse it, however, because if you do, then it gets revoked by a black person.

white person: "Can I have an N-Word Pass?"
black person: "Sure, here you go."

OR

white person: "Can I have an N-Word Pass?"
black person: "Sure, but it can be used (number) times / good for (number) (days, weeks, months, years)

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N-Word Pass

The most coveted thing an African American person can give Caucasians, the Ultimate goal in life.

“ I shall now give you the N-Word Pass”
“Ight thanks my nigga”

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N-Word Pass

A magical pass that is more holy then the Pope and Dragon Ball Z. It grant's the ability to say the n-word, even white people can say it.

White Person: Yo, what's up my nigga, Tyrone?
Tyrone: *Watching Dragon Ball Z* What a minute, what did you say!
White Person: I got a pass.
Tyrone: From who, cracker?
White Person: From your brother, Tyrone.
Tyrone: Alright, white nigga.

N-Word Pass, (Nigger Pass)

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