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Need Another Seven Astronauts...
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Need Another Shuttle Also.
The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.
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A formerly great American space administration who brought the first people to the Moon, the first robots to Mars, the first space shuttle, and the first thing to exit the solar system. The only reason why it was established was to beat the Soviets, and now that the mission is accomplished, the American government sees no point to continue funding it. Yet, they still expect a shit-ton of stuff from the organization.
"The only reason NASA's space shuttle was funded was because of the Department of Defense's pocket money. Give NASA some respect, they did a lot with half a penny for every hundred dollars of the US' budget."
Needs Another Seven Astronauts
(Referring to the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster)
Q:What does NASA stand for?
A:Needs Another Seven Astronauts
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National Aeronautics and Space Administration
The really cool guys that the government gives a whole lotta cash for them to do stuff in space!
Competitors: The Russian Federal Space Agency (RFSA)
Justification: The Earth will eventually die, and when that happens we gotta do sometin'!...
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and
at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again–enjoy paying them!
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