NK

A fucking illiterate retard that sleeps with a pitchfork and has a unibrow. Legend has it he doxed someone over Roblox and ass fucked him with his caveman club since his dick was too small to do the job.

ONG😱 I saw NK jerk off to dead Afghan war vets graves while virtually attending torah studies

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nk

Abbreviation for 'no kidding'

Shaun: dude, he's gonna go down
Nigel: nk man

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nk

Diablo 2 LOD term, short for naked kill. In dueling on Diablo 2 LOD, when you die, you come back to life in town and without gear. You must run out of town to retrieve your body, which is when NK occurs.

Teh only way j00 can EVER beat meh is to NK you fucking n00b.

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Nk

A word used instead of "OK".
Can be used as a response to anything.

Cyrul:"I'm just done eating dinner"
Jared's response:"Nk"

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Used in Diablo II refering to when you get killed without collecting your corpse first, and when you having got your items/clothing on. Often happens when people cannot kill you when you have items on or want to steal all your gold.

1) jimmy: sup noob duel?
noob: ke.
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: lag!
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: ffs noob nker
jimmy has left our world diablo's minions get weaker.
noob: izi

2) lol jimmy, did you see the shark nk that bitch at the start of jaws?

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nk

No kidding

Sarah: Omg, I just got accepted into Harvard! Jenna: Nk? S: Seriously!

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nk

Not Kidding.

It's the opposite of jk.
Instead of you kidding around, you can now be "not kidding".

Use it when you want to be taken a little more serious, or to throw emphasis on something.

Example 1:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: seriously

NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: nk

EXAMPLE 2:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: yea, ok.

NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: nk

EXAMPLE 3:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: seriously.

NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: nk

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