broke ass indian school in the middle of nowhere. some 1000 indian kids and 1 poor white guy having to bear the chaos of the indian population. principal is total dhamal. walking around resting hands on his basketball of a tummy. PE teachers are as tall as they are wide and tell us to run faster it seems. girls football team takes anyone who has the great ability to touch football with their foot. library is filled with smut. 6 teachers not even qualified to teach go check faculty website. hindi teachers call us failures when theyre the ones in this school. only one business studies teacher in the department because who tf would waste their mba to be wherever tf this place is. mandarin teacher should be banned from 7 continents and the pacific ocean. some guy punched a hole in the wall and newspaper started falling out of it. syllabus never finished before because teachers want to talk about their falling marriage it seems. f word b word all that written on chairs and tables but if you say 'shut up' you have to stand at the dustbin for 45 minutes. keep telling us to do charity work but we all know where all that actually goes. at least use it to fix the broken toilet seats and windows instead of putting blame and all that. every time a toilet cubicle opens another one closes. wow how convenient. yah so in conclusion dont go here if your parents ever bring it up RUN FAST AND FAR DO NOT TURN BACK.
peter: you suck you are bad i hope your parents put you in NPSIS
henry: *internally cries*
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NPSIS is like a school straight out of comedy sketch. When it rains, it’s not just the soccer team getting soaked but ceilings start falling and classrooms turn into waterparks. Principal, strutting down the halls like it’s a fashion show. Their school bags must double as workout weights with all those books they make u carry. Mandarin teacher hanging on for life just to torture students. Drama teacher obsessed with chicken biryani. “You can’t make chicken biryani without chicken,” is all he ever teaches. There is pet rat near toilet in cage. Looks like will give rabies. Homie stuck slime on ceiling and got suspended. Other annoying bum sent broski to hospital and got off with warning. Chilli fries bomb tho. Slurs on bathroom wall belittle u as u excrete. Safety railing outside school has caused more injuries than saved lives and bus aunties keep screaming at children and telling them that they’re fat. Some girls think they are in Bollywood movie and act like Karina Kapoor. English teachers disappear and don’t come back. Dating is even more agitating than those bad books that u what to burn. At least after school Chili Fries were bomb.
Lydia: what school do u go to?
Dinesh: NPSIS
Lydia: (walks away)