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A girl that looks like a horse with big teeth .Has dreds like bob marly .Has pretty black skin and is giant.
Nairobi the horse
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Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants
I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland
A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.
"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"
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The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.
The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.
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A young male, typically between the ages of 16-21, who has lived in Nairobi for majority of their lives.
Middle class, goes to a British system/International/IB school.
"Oh my god Natasha I am so tired of these Nairobi boys sliding into my DMs...I just wanna chill"
The capital of a nation you can make a funny sentence out of.
Guy 1: "Hey! Nairobi is the capital of what nation?"
Guy 2: "Uhh.....Kenya."
Guy 1: "KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH"