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A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
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A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
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A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
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A really annoying person who is constantly naked and needs to cover up that tiny naked cock. Usually refers to himself in the thrid person in names such as "stuta" or simply "the stu". DIE STUTA!
Guy 1: Hey isn't that Pat Hadican over there?
Guy 2: Yeah it is, f-in naked man, he sucks.
Hadican(naked man): Hey guys STUTA *while doing retarded arm motions* is in the house!!
Guy 1 & 2: NO, BOOO STUTA!!!
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a. a man - who is naked
b. a big dumb chode who goes by the name "Stuta"
c. Chewbaca
Black man 1 - "Yo nigga, you see that naked man over der..."
Black man 2 - "Ya daw, i see that fat mug, he's screaming 'Stuta' and dancing around"
Black man 3 - "Pshh sheeeii G, look at his little bitch-tree-stump-cock daw, shit nigga my cock be hella bigga than that naked man"
Black man 4 - "Yo dats cus you black and you roll wiff gucci condoms...nigga"
Black man 5 - "Uhhh..yea ha..we is black"
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A folder found in a gay man's house.
They will deny all knowledge of this Naked Man Folder and claim it was for an 'art project'.
Nick visits Tim's house and finds a folder full of naked man - A naked man folder.
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Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.
Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"
Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"
Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"
Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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