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naked mole rat

A penis.

biggest naked mole rat ive seen in a while!

by chittychittybangbangs December 6, 2010

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Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!

I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
β€œBe careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003

40πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


naked mole-rat

large mole on someones back that is visible through clothing

chace hart & fred, his naked mole-rat.
chace loves balls

by cunt balls November 20, 2008

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Colby (naked mole rat)

colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.

Colby (naked mole rat)

by God 420 69 May 6, 2019

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Naked mole rat in a towel

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

by Barry McCockinnerass December 14, 2020


riding the naked mole rat

The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.

Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.

by SpikeyDogCollar December 7, 2005

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ugly naked mole rat

what you and ur bff call each other

ur an ugly naked mole rat

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 4, 2022

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